Hook Em Horn! or is that Horns as Hookers?

I went to see the Texas Women, ranked 21st nationally,  play bball today against the Tennesee Women, raked 7th nationally.  Things went..... ok.  They played well the first half, then got just a bit too tired the second half and with only seven people playing today (several people were sick) the entire things was just to darn much for them and they gave up the ghost about seven minutes from the end. 

The most distracting thing in the entire game was the pom-pom chicks.  They have new uniforms and they all looked like strippers from the local Yellow Rose.

These chicks are wearing burnt orange chaps, but that is not the really distracting thing. The most disturbing piece of the costume is the black ass cover with the white piping.  From the front view, the white piping leads one's gaze right into "the danger zone".   It is about as trashy a thing as I have seen in a while. 

The way these chicks shake their ass, they should not have a white piping road map to their nether regions.  I am not sure why we have Pom girls anyway.  They are dancing a bit raunchously and bustin moves that would probably be illegal in Odessa. 

I would rethink the whole white-piping, black-ass shakin', chaps wearin' piece of the family entertainment event.  But that is just my opinion.