Saturday, May 16, 2020

CORONA-CATION DAY…..hmm, 62 (Seriously): Uncle Irvin

My Uncle Irvin Balloun passed last week.  He was 85. Born June 29, 1934, he woulda been 86 his year, same age as my own Dad.  Uncle Irvin was a piece of work, a great piece of work who would drive out to the house and visit when Sue and I came to town. Stepping up to the door in his signature Overalls and Converse, the latter of which served as his one shout out to personal panache in his life, he would visit for an hour to catch up.  We would check in on his latest exploits, his “friends”, etc..


He was deeply engaged in important changes in lives around him.  Days of Our Lives was not to be missed.  A couple of weeks ago Irvin told his granddaughter Kayla, “Kayla, I know this virus is scary and bad, and I’m so sorry for what I’m about to say, but I really need the governor to stop interrupting Days of Our Lives.”  The thought that a pandemic would take precedent over friends that had been a part of your life since 1965, “…the lives, loves, triumphs and tragedies of the Horton, Brady, Kiriakis, Hernandez and DiMera families” must have seemed ridiculous.

I have NO idea how my Aunt Sharon and Irvin met.  I can remember my fascination with him.  His missing finger!  OMG!  He always had some story about how he lost his finger (bit off by a catfish, shot it off huntin’ rabbits).  In truth, I assume he lost it in a carpentry accident since he was an amazing carpenter, but the thought of losing a finger to a 9 year old was stunning!  


I can remember on Sunday afternoons, when we were all cleaning up the dishes from my Grandma Green’s Sunday dinner (that happened at noon), Irvin would pull up in this green, sparkle-paint dune buggy.  He was like that weird-haired guy on Speed Racer....but without the hair.  He would take everyone “down to the sand bars” on the Arkansas River and ride around.   He was a unique presence in our lives.  Irvin was a father to my cousin Robin, and the quality of person that she is today is a testament to her mom and dad, and her own hard, work, stubbornness and spouse’s support.  I know that Irvin was immensely proud of her and her accomplishments.

When I called my Dad on Thursday to tell him that Irvin had passed, he was surprised. “Well I thought Irvin was healthy!  He seemed healthy.”  If you think that teenagers think that they are invincible you should talk to some 80 year old country dudes.  They can’t figure why someone would die unless they had “the cancer” or a load of pulpwood fell on them.  My Dad conveyed a story to me that was interesting and I convey it here.

“See Irvin was in the same grade as me, except he was put back a year cause he couldn’t afford to go to school his senior year.” How’s that Dad? “Well, after World War II the schools didn’t have enough money so people had to pay tuition to go.  Irvin’s parents could only afford to send one of their kids so they sent Lillie Jo and Irvin stayed home.” This simple story is a testament to 1) how much people of Irvin’s generation worked to be successful and 2) how weak and whinny we have all become over the past 86 years.  If the US Government told people that they would have to pay a tuition for their kids to go to public school next year, they would have armed mutiny on their hands.  Oh yea, they already do.  No wonder Irvin was more interested in how Horton’s and Brady’s were fairing than the Trumps and Bidens.


Mountain Pig…out.